Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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