Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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