so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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