no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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