So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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