It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
