he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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