Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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