Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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