I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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