i love accidental penises.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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