the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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