But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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