do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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