There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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