She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
