I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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