yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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