I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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