Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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