you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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