dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I didn't notice because vodka
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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