She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
They are going to name an STD after you.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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