It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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