Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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