he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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