dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He? As in you personified your dick?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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