Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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