R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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