i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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