"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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