Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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