its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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