so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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