windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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