he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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