we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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