I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
