whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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