The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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