sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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