Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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