I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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