You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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