I wish I only lived at night.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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