does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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