Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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