can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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