I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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