so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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