if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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