I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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