One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I can't turn off my feet"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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