Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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