Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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