We're like a lot better than the average bears
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Less talking, more tequila
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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