are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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